If you would like to have me write for your publication, speak at your event or tutor your infants in the ways of righteousness, I’d love to hear from you. If you want to chat with me about the work I’m doing, or the work you’re doing, then I’d love to hear from you too.
Phone: email is pretty much always the best way to get in contact, because I live in a basement where phone signal is hard to come by. I respond to emails very quickly – if you need to phone me, request my number that way.
Literary/TV Agent – Russell Galen of Scovil, Galin and Ghosh (email@example.com)
Assistant – Trina Duncan (@creativeassist / firstname.lastname@example.org)
Website design by Pookage Hayes; photo by Montalbetti and Campbell, NYC.
Please send all death threats, graphic rape fantasies and speculations about the scent and capacity of my genitals c/o Richard Santorum, Winchester, Virginia. We appreciate that you continue to take the time.